mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen
it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows
If you’re comparing 5sos to green day and blink 182 I will find you and I will squirt lemons in your eyes